Prostitutes and Strapped Throat

Recently, a friend emailed me a link to a ThetaHealer’s website. I was curious what made the website worth looking into, so I took a moment out of my crazy day to give it a glance. It was worth it. I laughed, and winced, simultaneously. Then I knew I ”needed” to post it on this blog as soon as time allowed. (That was 2 weeks ago, for those who still think I dedicate every waking minute to obsession with ThetaHealing.)

The website belongs to a ”healer” named Sarah Faith- a fitting name for a worker of light, right? I’m not sure she knows yet just how much faith you need to have in order to be an avid follower of ThetaHealing. Regardless, her website’s FAQ page is a pretty classic example of the mindset of a typical ThetaHealer. The following are some excerpts…

A ThetaHealer’s Website

What is ThetaHealing?

“… a simple meditation to… witness an instantaneous physical, emotional and spiritual healing.”

Lindsey says: Yes, clearly it’s very “simple” to instantaneously heal physically, emotionally and spiritually. That’s why we are the first people since the beginning of time to be free of all ailments. I’m so thankful for ThetaHealing, or we would continue to be human beings… or… wait., what?…

What is the average time to see results?

“Results usually surface immediately… They last a lifetime.”

Lindsey says: Did I catch that right? Average Annie has a ThetaHealing appointment and immediately she gets results- and not just that, but her results last a lifetime. No, that doesn’t sound like trumped-up results or false advertising… nor does it seem unrealistic in any way. Not at all. It’s completely normal to promise lifetime results! … What?? … After years of medical school, doctors don’t even give those kind of guarantees- they nearly resist saying it when they amputate, just in case! But for ThetaHealing… results “last a lifetime.” Huh. For only $100 or so (per session, let’s not be too unrealistic here), you can resolve your physical, mental and emotional issues for life. Throw your therapist’s number in the trash, make new plans for the time you used to worship in church, nevermind your doctor or naturopath or, heck, your friends… and don’t worry about eating healthy, exercising, taking medications or nutritional supplements. With knowledge that you’ve got lifetime results via “simple” ThetaHealing meditation from someone, without even an asterisk or a disclaimer? Nice!

Who uses ThetaHealing?

“Healthcare professionals, M.D.’s, chiropractors, massage therapists… entrepreneurs… moms and dads… therapists… all over the world on every continent  by people of every culture, religion and race.”

Lindsey says: Every continent by people of every culture, religion and race. Fascinating. That’s so funny, because I know quite a number of people in various countries who have never even heard of ThetaHealing, and you’d think that if every culture, religion and race uses it, more people would know about it. I’m also interested in who uses ThetaHealing in Antarctica.

What kind of conditions can ThetaHealing assist with?

(I’m adding screenshots of this, just so you know I’m not making this stuff up)

… and then there’s…

Furthermore, …

Lindsey says: The question was “What kind of conditions can ThetaHealing assist with?” Sarah first added the message at the beginning of the list that says “these is [sic] a list of conditions… because they are most common.” It’s pretty clear that Ms. Faith chose this lengthy list because she thinks it’s going to make her look like a knowledgable healer who has worked with such a vast, oh, and don’t forget “common”, array of conditions. Unfortunately (for her), this is where things just get ridiculous!

• Cadmium poisoning? Cadmium poisoning. When was the last time you met someone who suffered from cadmium poisoning?
• Bone, brain, breast, bladder, cervical, colon, esophageal, larynx, leukemia, lung, lymphatic, “lymphoma hodgkins or non-hodgkins lymphoma”, oral, ovarian, pancreatic, prostate, skin and stomach cancers. That’s 19 different (well, sort of) types of cancer in (nearly) alphabetical order. This is not a list of “common” things ThetaHealing fixes- this is clearly a list of cancers meant to lure people in when they search for help on a search engine for their particular cancer.
• Comas. Comas? This one must be in there because Vianna claims to have pulled herself out of a coma when in Italy- you know, when no one was there with her, and when she called home to talk to her children every day. And yet again, how often do ThetaHealers go around healing people of comas. It just sounds cool, so why not add it to the list!
• Dyslexia? Come on. Serious be can’t this.
• Kneecap problems. Kneecap problems!?
• And my personal favorite: Prostitutes. How, exactly, do you heal the condition of “prostitutes”? I’m curious. Really.
• Strapped throat, urinary track infection, and fineness trouble. What is going on here!??? Is “fineness trouble” supposed to mean “finance trouble”? I’m going to pass out- first from laughing, then again from the insanity.

Okay, so this isn’t my most serious posting ever, but it begged to be a part of this blog. I’m sure that Sarah Faith means no specific harm toward people, but after reading through her website, and plenty of other ThetaHealing devotee sites, it is just impossible to ignore the idiocy any longer. To take on such a role as one who is going to heal people instantaneously, using a modality which declares the know-how to teleport, refill milk jugs and command God to do anything and everything that the “healer” wishes- well, I just don’t apologize for pointing out nonsense. I just don’t!

I’ve been quite open about my feelings about Vianna Stibal and her pretend modality, and how it’s so clearly based upon a well thought out lie. I’ve touched on Vianna’s lack of education as it relates to her all-knowingness… or rather, that it makes so sense to be all-knowing and be nearly ignorant as well. I’ve been open about my thoughts, and have openly accepted commenter views, that those who are interested in this group are generally in it because they can make a GOOD living without any formal or informal education or training at all… and this website, even just the FAQ page, is once again another example of followers without common sense.

For those of you who will come to this website in search of answers, this was clearly focusing on the lighter, funnier side. In my own life, I’m generally more sarcastic than not. But please don’t take this to mean that I’m being petty or that I’ve lost track of the detriment of ThetaHealing in our world. Please peruse the rest of this blog to discover further, more disturbing facts about this cult.

In all honesty, though, this post may be funny for a moment… but if you realize that this “healer” is at least somewhat of an active ThetaHealer, who “works on” people looking for real help, it’s frightening. Once again, I encourage all who come to this blog to keep your eyes wide open, whether you’re researching before your first ThetaHealing class or personal session, or if you’ve got a friend or family member who has already been sucked into this cult. Think about the logic, or lack of it, in what you’ve seen or heard.

Remember that your common sense is your best gauge, and always- ALWAYS- ask questions! Those who become offended when asked to “prove” extravagant claims don’t deserve your trust.

Thanks for stopping by,
Lindsey

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